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Blake puts both Hawk and Trap on double post-op duty until he finds replacements for Majs. Burns and Houlihan. Ep Cease-Fire General Clayton calls to say that a ceasefire is to be declared. The camp celebrates, Klinger gives away his dresses and locals start to take pieces of the camp. But Trapper does not believe it. Ep Showtime Captain Kaplan is to be shipped home, but becomes paranoid that something will happen to him before he leaves.

He takes the wheel of the jeep to drive to Kimpo himself, but crashes and ends up in plaster. Henry tells them to be on their best behavior, or else they will be split up. But the th soon begins to act in their traditional, insane way. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes charge of the gun, while Hawkeye and Trapper are determined to prevent him from using it, by getting rid of the ammo dump.

Frank misses Charlie and destroys the dump. Ep 3: Radar's Report Radar writes the weekly activity report: Hawkeye operates on a wounded prisoner who grabs a scalpel and attacks the doctors. Frank wants Klinger thrown out on a section 8, so Henry calls in a psychiatrist, Major Freedman. Hawkeye is attracted to a new nurse but thinks she is married. Trapper loses a patient who developed complications during the O. Ep 4: For the Good of the Outfit Hawkeye and Trapper want the army to admit responsibility for the accidental bombing of a local village.

They fill out a report and Major Stoner arrives to investigate, and leaves with all the evidence. When the story is released it claims that the enemy bombed the village, and the army tries to gag the doctors. Ep 5: Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde Hawkeye has been in non-stop surgery for three straight days without sleep, and the wounded keep coming. He decides to find out who started the war, and sends a telegram to Harry S Truman. After listening to some of Frank's rubbish about the North Koreans wanting better plumbing, he tries to send the officers' latrine to the North Koreans with an offer of peace.

Ep 6: Kim Hawkeye operates on a five-year-old Korean boy, and Radar can't find his family. Henry plans to send him to the orphanage, and the camp enjoys his company while they can. Trapper decides to adopt him after consulting his wife, and has to rescue him after he wanders into the minefield. Ep 7: L. Corporal Walker is being sent home, and he wants to marry his Korean girl so she and their baby can return with him.

Hawkeye is upset that a nurse he was pursuing does not approve of the marriage between "a gook" and "one of us. They also put Hawkeye and Trapper under arrest so that they can't help Henry. Ep 9: Dear Dad Three Once more Hawkeye writes home to his father: the doctors operate on a soldier with a grenade shot into his body; Hawkeye and Trapper color the skin of a racist patient, who demanded the right color blood, while he is asleep; Henry gets a movie of his daughter's birthday from home; the officers hold the monthly staff meeting.

The poor boy thinks he's firing on McArthur's headquarters, and a chopper finally comes by and wounds him with gunfire from above, ending the siege. Hawkeye walks out to into the bush to tend to the wounded soldier. As the others start to recover, Hawkeye falls ill but he still manages to operate when wounded arrive. Ep The Incubator Hawkeye and Trapper recover from an all night party.

Henry gets a barbecue, and Hawkeye puts in a request for an incubator. The Quartermaster turns him down. They locate a Major with three incubators, but he won't let them have one. Radar hits a local with a jeep, although the local is famous for jumping in front of vehicles for the compensation. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on an intelligence officer against regulations, and Sidney helps talk a soldier out of his plan to kill Frank.

Ep Hot Lips and Empty Arms Margaret revaluates her life, deciding to leave Frank and ask for a transfer, which is granted. She gets drunk at her goodbye party, but is sobered up in the shower when wounded start arriving. She changes her mind when she realizes how loyal her friends are. Ep Officers Only Klinger pretends to be pregnant. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on General Mitchell's son, and the General gives them three days in Tokyo, and Henry keeps getting calls from Tokyo about what Hawkeye and Trapper are doing.

When she arrives for the weekend, it isn't long before she starts making advances on Hawkeye. Ep For Want of a Boot In this riotous episode, Hawkeye gets wrapped up in a convoluted scheme to procure a new pair of boots. Hawkeye gets an old friend, and plastic surgeon, to visit the camp, promising him a nurse called "The Barracuda. A Korean woman with a baby comes looking for the father, and names Radar. Ep As You Were While there are no casualties, Hawkeye and Trapper crate up Frank while he sleeps and receive gorilla suits through the mail.

Henry gets a tan and gives another sex orientation lecture. When the wounded start pouring in again, their own side shells the camp, hitting the generator, and Radar tries to get through to tell someone to stop the shelling. Ep Crisis The supply lines to the camp are cut. Radar, the housing officer, starts doubling people up to save fuel and Klinger is thrown out of the nurse's tent. People start burning everything to stay warm while Frank wears his heated socks. The toilet paper supply is worst hit, and then wounded start arriving.

Ep George Burns tries to slap a dishonorable discharge on a decorated soldier who admits to being a homosexual. Ep Mail Call The arrival of a new batch of mail leaves Trapper depressed, and thinking of desertion, despite Hawkeye's efforts to dissuade him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns that he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in a fictitious company, Pioneer Aviation.

Ep A Smattering of Intelligence A classic episode in which Colonel Flagg and another secret agent from another intelligence agency come to the th to keep their eyes on the camp. Hawkeye and Trapper trick them both into thinking that Burns is a traitor—one thinks he's a fascist, the other thinks he's a communist. He wishes to move the camp five miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye also is charged with impersonating a reporter.

Henry, after much debate, agrees to send Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar and Klinger into enemy territory. Frank almost botches the swap when he brings a squirt gun to the exchange. Fortunately, the Chinese Dr. Lin Tam has a sense of humor.

His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier, wanted by US Intelligence, leads to a confrontation with Colonel Flagg. Hawkeye and Trapper help the General's aide smuggle him out of camp.

The next day he is reported killed at the front, as that is where he would have wanted to die. Ep 5: O. The O. Hawkeye does heart massage on a soldier, which saves his life, but he dies four hours later. Sidney Freedman drops in during the deluge, and is dragged into the fray by Hawkeye.

Ep 6: Springtime When spring arrives, Klinger gets word from home that his sweetheart back in Toledo wants to marry him. Henry arranges for Father Mulcahy to do this over short wave radio. Radar falls in love with a nurse, while a grateful patient won't leave Hawkeye alone, and even threatens Major Burns. Ep 7: Check-Up Trapper gets an ulcer and a ticket home. Unfortunately, his going-away party is spoiled by a new Army regulation, which forces him to stay.

He declares total prohibition of alcohol, which leads to a near riot in the camp. Ep There is Nothing Like a Nurse The nurses are evacuated when the threat of an enemy parachute drop arises. Hawkeye and Trapper try to enliven everyone's spirits while they are gone. Ep Adam's Ribs Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent.

He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from his favorite barbecue joint—in Chicago. Ep A Full Rich Day Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a "damn good Joe," the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Luxembourg soldier who turns out not to be dead , Lt.

Henri-Batiste LeClerc and a gun-happy officer. Ep Mad Dogs and Servicemen A local dog bites Radar, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch so that Radar doesn't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies Frank, to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of hysterical paralysis. But the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit—a lamb, which Radar tricks Henry into giving a medical discharge and sends home to Ottumwa, Iowa.

Thus, Hawkeye and Trapper invent the famed Spam Lamb! Ep Bombed The camp is under fire and is swamped with wounded. They are being attacked by their own artillery in a frightening "friendly fire" incident. After Trapper and Margaret get trapped in the supply tent together, Frank's jealousy of Trapper drives him to propose to Margaret.

Ep Bulletin Board Camp activities include Henry's nervous delivery of a sex lecture, with Hawkeye and Trapper heckling, a Shirley Temple movie and a cookout. Ep The Consultant Dr. Borelli visits the th to demonstrate his artery transplant technique. Unfortunately, being so close to the front at the th causes Borelli's drinking problem to interfere at the worst time—when a patient needs the transplant.

Despite Hawkeye and Trapper's claims that it wasn't intentional, Frank makes allegations against Hawkeye, and he is put in house arrest facing court martial. A female colonel is sent to inspect the nurses. When she cries "Rape! Working closely together under heavy fire and unsanitary medical conditions, the three return to camp with new found respect for one another.

Radar, of course, provides his usual invaluable help. Klinger dresses as the Statue of Liberty as the General's jeep drives through the camp. MacArthur is so impressed, he salutes!

Ep Payday On payday, Frank buys two sets of pearls, a cheap imitation one for Margaret and a real one for his wife. Trapper wins big at poker after using Hawkeye's watch as a stake, so Hawkeye takes his winnings and gives them to the army to avoid a stay in the honeymoon suite of The Stockade Hilton. Ep White Gold Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information.

But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister. Ep Abyssinia, Henry Henry finally gets his discharge.

While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrageous tropical outfit. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him.

While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. Ep 2: Change of Command Frank settles in as commanding officer, only to have a new one appointed over his head, one that, to his chagrin, fits in very well. Ep 3: It Happened One Night It happened one night: freezing cold, an artillery barrage that's coming too close, a patient going downhill and Frank's searching Hot Lips' tent for his letters.

Ep 4: The Late Captain Pierce When Hawkeye's father is notified that he's dead, he finds it's no easy matter either to get word to him or to establish otherwise. Ep 5: Hey, Doc Its quid pro quo at the th: two bottles of Scotch for secret surgery, and a tank to scare off snipers for an unauthorized shot of penicillin. When they decide to turn around, the bus does not want to start.

And when Radar goes off in the middle of the night for the latrine, he does not immediately return. Ep 7: Dear Mildred It's Potter's anniversary. While Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a wood carving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse and makes him a present of it.

Ep 8: The Kids The th plays host to kids bombed out of their orphanage, and at the same time has to deliver a baby and care for battle casualties. Ep Dear Peggy B. Ep Soldier of the Month Frank has a fever and makes a will, leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips. Ep Mail Call, Again Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather.

Ep Dear Ma Radar writes home to his mother, as Hawkeye conducts the camp foot inspection, and Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside. Ep Der Tag Potter decides Frank would be less of a pain if the others were friendlier to him; they oblige, with some startling results. Ep Hawkeye Hawkeye is injured in a jeep accident and, aware he has a concussion, babbles to a Korean family to keep himself awake.

Ep Some 38th Parallels Frank tries to distinguish himself by selling the camp garbage, but it's Hawkeye who finds a use for it: he dumps it on a troublesome Colonel Coner.

Ep The Novocaine Mutiny Frank has Hawkeye up on charges of mutiny for usurping his authority when Potter was away on leave and Frank was the commanding officer. Ep Smilin' Jack The th turns up a sick helicopter pilot, 'Smilin' Jack, who doesn't want to quit, and a twice-wounded GI who does. Ep The More I See You Hawkeye is reunited with a woman he thought was out of his life forever, but who never altogether leaves.

Ep Deluge A sudden deluge of wounded at the th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm, which makes matters difficult for the staff. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, B. Ep 1: Bug Out A rumor that there's going to be a camp relocation causes anxiety.

When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in that the rumor is indeed fact! Ep 2: Margaret's Engagement Margaret, calling from Tokyo, holds the camp in suspense until she returns with the news of her engagement to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. Frank Burns takes the news hard and arrests a Korean family as spies.

His eyes are bandaged, and it is not known if he will ever see again. Meanwhile Frank bets on the outcome of a baseball game, which he has already heard on the radio. Ep 4: Lt. Radar O'Reilly Following an offer of promotion made by Master Sergeant Woodruff at a poker game, Radar is promoted to the rank of lieutenant.

Finding this position awkward, Radar opts to return to his position as an enlisted man. Hawkeye and B. When Hot Lips discovers what has happened, she breaks down and refuses to press charges. Ep 6: The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan After hearing that North Korean prisoners have been released in the area, everyone is upset when Margaret disappears. Colonel Flagg is called in to investigate, and bungles things in his usual manner. Ep 7: Dear Sigmund Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war.

He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke with B. Realizing his lack of understanding of the fighting, Mulcahy accompanies Radar to an aid station, where they encounter the real war at first hand. Mulcahy performs an emergency tracheotomy, guided by Hawkeye over the radio. Hot Lips and Frank try to convince Potter that Paik is a spy.

Paik, Hawkeye and B. Hawkeye is appalled to learn that he must carry a gun. After helping the Koreans, they are shelled on the way back. They scramble from the jeep before it is shelled, and Potter urges Hawkeye to shoot in self-defense, against Hawkeye's will, and he does—into the air. Klinger becomes chronically depressed, and Hot Lips gets appendicitis.

The horse is flushed out with a hose, Hawkeye and B. Potter offers Klinger a discharge for severe depression, and Klinger gets very excited, which loses him the discharge.

Ep Exorcism After Potter orders Radar to move a Korean spirit post believed to ward off evil spirits, things mysteriously begin to go wrong. When an old Korean man is brought into camp for medical attention, he refuses surgery unless the spirits in the camp are exorcised. A priestess is brought in, who exhibits her dance and her bells and chants. All is well, and Radar returns the spirit post to its original position.

Ep Hawk's Nightmare After Hawkeye bemoans the young age of the wounded, he appears to develop problems. Sleepwalking and bad dreams, according to Sidney Freedman, are taking Hawkeye back to a simple time, but the horrors of war continue to intrude. After Sidney's assurances that he is as sane as can be, Hawkeye's life once again seems to settle down. It happens to be Frank's birthday, so Hawkeye and B.

Ep 38 Across Befuddled by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades his old friend, Tippy Brooks, a whiz at puzzles, to come to camp. Tippy arrives with his commanding officer, Admiral Prescot, thinking it's a medical emergency. Ep Ping Pong Lieutenant Colonel Harold Beckett lies wounded in post-op waiting to get back to the front for five more days of combat duty to get his promotion.

He leaves to get her a ring, when the South Korean army conscripts him. He arrives at the th as a wounded soldier, and after being patched up he is married at the camp. Ep End Run Billy Tyler, a young black sergeant, is brought into camp with a bullet wound in the leg. He is a football player, and when he discovers that his leg has been amputated, he wants to die. After talks with Radar, Billy agrees that he must live on.

Feelings of guilt come over B. Ep Hepatitis Father Mulcahy comes down with infectious hepatitis, and Hawkeye has to give the whole camp antibiotics, while dealing with a psychosomatic back pain. Ep The General's Practitioner In the midst of Hawkeye being considered, much to his distaste, for the position of a general's personal physician, Radar becomes a surrogate father to a Korean woman and her baby, until the baby's GI father returns.

Ep Movie Tonight As a cure for the increased tension at the th, Potter obtains a copy of his favorite film, "My Darling Clementine," and makes a social event out of it. As the film continues to break, tensions rise, until Mulcahy plays the piano, Radar does his impersonations and everyone acts out scenes from the film. Ep Souvenirs Korean children and American soldiers are often badly wounded when they hunt for souvenirs that the enemy have booby-trapped. Potter asks for it to stop, and Hawkeye and B.

Ep Post Op In the midst of a deluge of patients and their individual medical histories, the th is out of blood. Everyone in camp is donating at hour intervals when a truckload of Turkish soldiers arrives to offer their blood and save the day. When Donald arrives in camp for the wedding, a bridal shower and bachelor party are given. When he has passed out drunk, Hawkeye and B.

Winchester arrives at the th, only to painfully discover that he's the permanent replacement Frank Burns. On his way there he is hit by a mine.

Hawkeye performs surgery on him. After surgery, Hawkeye goes to the Officers Club where he gets hammered. The next day he goes to surgery severely hung over.

Radar tells Hawkeye he is disappointed in him. Ep 3: Last Laugh Madness strikes as B. Hawkeye gets the last laugh. He sends Bardonaro off without his traveling papers, and in a jeep with too little gas. Ep 4: War of Nerves The th, caught up in tension and nerves, creates a bonfire to release their pressure. Meanwhile, Sidney Freedman is depressed over a young soldier who blames him for his injuries, because Freedman had sent him back into combat.

Meanwhile, Winchester has taped a letter home, asking for his influential parents to help get him back to the States. To get even, Hawkeye and B. Ep 6: The Light That Failed With supplies low, the th gets a truckload of ice cream churns and salt tablets. But what it needs are light bulbs, and in the dimly lit post-op Charles makes an error for which he draws the ultimate wrath of his two surgeon bunkmates. The last page is missing and the solution to the mystery is undiscovered until B.

But all hope is lost as Kyong takes her possessions and the children to the south after her mother has died. Ep 8: Change Day Charles plans a scheme to get rich when he discovers that blue scrip is going to be exchanged for red.

Klinger tries to get into West Point so that he can get out of Korea. Ep 9: Images Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off. Meanwhile, Margaret is frustrated with a new nurse who keeps getting upset at the sight of combat injuries. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams.

Klinger tries to get out of the army by getting fat. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and watches Hawkeye saving a soldier's life. Realizing Hawkeye is value as a doctor, Bloodworth drops all charges.

Ep Comrades in Arms: Part 1 Hawkeye and Margaret become romantically involved while they are trapped behind enemy lines.

Ep Comrades in Arms: Part 2 B. Meanwhile, their romantic relationship quickly goes up in flames, and they become even more hostile toward each other.

Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loudly when he bluffs. They all win back their money and then some. Ep The Smell of Music The th has just ended a rough three-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to eat outside because of their unhygienic presences.

Ep Patient In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Shin goes into the surgical supply business.

Ep Tea and Empathy With British and American casualties heavy, the th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are shot at, but safely return with the drug and save the day. Ep Your Hit Parade With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded.

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